Teacher
A teacher asks her
class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them,
how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. He replies,
"None, they all fly away with the first gun shot" The teacher
replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then,
Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is
married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose
the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone" To which
LittleJohnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring
on, but I like your thinking."
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